Why This Blog Sucks

There are certain rules of blogging that I’ve picked up in the past few weeks:

1. Focus on a topic.

I have no topic. I have no focus. I am ALL OVER THE PLACE. And I like it that way.

2. Have lots of photographs.

I’m trying to change the above, but I’m kinda behind.

3. Have lots of photographs of attractive people.

All I’ve gotten up are generic photos of book covers, corporate logos, and the remnants of my barf on a Cambodian dirt floor. No attractive people.

4. Write Frequently

I write when I feel like it. All other times, I’m in a perpetual tantrum.

5. Keep posts short

Yeah, like I’m going to do that.

This is why crazy people keep talking to themselves incessantly — there’s no reason to stop. Just like there’s no reason for me to self-edit and construct pithy posts. I can go on and on and on and no one will stop me. Just like you’ll leave that crazy homeless guy keep talking to himself.

6. Use lists

Wow, see, I did do that. I’m going to stop while I’m ahead.

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